5 ways to become Prime Minister
54PRIME MINISTER 5 TIPS
Some tips to help you on your way to becoming the Prime Minister:
1. Learn to Lie: Politics is all about "How big your.......house....is". A good place to start is at school, when the teacher asks your name in the roll call---just say something like "dead".
2. Learn to use Money: Money is a major issue, so if you are to run a country what will you spend it on? We all know how tempting spending it on guns for 2 year olds may be, but try not to do that----spend it on 3 year olds instead.
3. Interest Rate: No-one cares what the interest rate is, so just guess when asked. If they claim you are wrong, just say you changed it----you are the Prime minister, you know.
4. Illegal money laundering: Rule Number 1:No stolen money is illegal if no-one knows about it. If they public ask where you got the money for that new house, just say your dead grandmother gave it to you.
5. When taking your daily stroll through the park and you are constantly harrased by the paparazzi, remember the last rule: A big gun is a good gun, and it is even better when used on annoying cameramen.
Simon Case 3 years ago
Very funny mate, I really enjoyed this. Particularly this bit "We all know how tempting spending it on guns for 2 year olds may be, but try not to do that----spend it on 3 year olds instead."
Is the bit about taking a stroll through the park aimed at John Howard by any chance? hehe
I got here from your norse aom page which was also very useful! Thanks and keep it up!
Simon (UK)